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Saturday, July 1, 2017

My crush wants to kill me so i took to my heels - By mc aproko the comedian


It's your very own boy on the talk show this Saturday morning and I'm so so excited to officially welcome you all into this new month.

I presume by now you all are having a wonderful time with your lover, for those that are into relationships, while for those single among us should please hold their pillow very tight as i narrates my ordeal during the week.

There's this beautiful girl I've been crushing on for some time now so on Friday to be precise i met her at the viewing center, i had only #350 with me.

I took her to a restaurant. so we can discuss very well, after paying the  bike man #100, I had just #250, hoping to buy two bottles of malt worth #200 but before i knew what was happening, she has ordered for two bottles of small stout #400, 1 full plate of pepper soup #400, a hollandia yogurt #350, (tears on ma mind:]

I just sat there speechless watching as she was enjoying her self, she requested for extra beer, i was thinking what to do to avoid embarrassment then she told me to go outside and buy #500 suya from Aboki man, immediately i step out side what did you think i did?

I simply took to my heels, I'm sure by now she's busy watching plates or probably cleaning the tables.

Now over to you, where did you spend your weekend? was there any scenario you would like to share with us ? Or did someone broke your heart? Or you just wanna send a shout out? Spill it out as we're very eager to hear from you..

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